ISBN-10: 1510734368

ISBN-13: 9781510734364

ISBN-10: 1616088540

ISBN-13: 9781616088545

“I’ll always remember the phrases my granddad stated earlier than he passed away. He acknowledged ‘Grandson, watch how some distance i will be able to kick this bucket.’”
“The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve received to be capable of depart at any time.”

Bringing jointly many of the funniest, wittiest, and such a lot slicing jokes across the world, furnish Tucker’s quantity is the definitive choice of the quips comedians name “one-liners.” brief, candy, and undeniably smart, one-liners carry a distinct position within the heritage of comedy, and the increase of Twitter and social media turns out to have ushered in a brand new period of this comedic paintings shape. With most folk expressing themselves in a hundred and forty characters or much less, there turns out no larger time to rejoice Grant’s assortment and the immortal one-liner.

Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all of the puns, zingers, and witty comments you may ever ask for—and many you’d by no means dream of soliciting for.  

  • “My granddad has the center of a lion and an entire life ban from the zoo.”
  • “A dyslexic guy walks right into a bra.”
  • “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!”
  • “Promises are just like infants: enjoyable to make yet demanding to deliver.”
  • “Schizophrenia—together i will be able to beat it.”
  • “Drugs are by no means the reply. until the clue is: ‘Narcotics, 5 letters.’”

 

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