ISBN-10: 1717249078

ISBN-13: 9781717249074

In a limb-mangling scientific emergency, semi-sentient robots will keep your existence, yet they are going to additionally thieve your identification, pilfer your assets and sexually attack your subconscious physique whilst. during this satirical (but precise) depiction of your close to destiny, humanity jointly struggles to simply accept the awful and remarkable ramifications of the FUST (Fast-Universe-Slow-Technology) conundrum, which proves that the universe will consistently extend quicker than the development of area shuttle know-how. therefore, because of the invention of a few dumbass scientist, we all know that they're hopelessly trapped inside of this crappy sun approach. Forever.

Amid consequent threats of a social apocalypse and serial exhibitions of public urination, one committed bureaucrat will probability his lives (plural) to do the very unlikely. With purely hours to spare prior to a sun disaster completely obliterates human civilization, he needs to facilitate the invention of a good strategy for faster-than-light shuttle after which by some means blast fifty billion neurotic voters thoroughly around the cosmos. regardless of the situation’s seen urgency, his each motion confronts the unending frustrations of an apathetic paperwork and its soul-crushing loss of curiosity, which argues essentially for compelled sterilization, immediately. at the present time. Seriously.

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